|Saturday, May 7th, 2005|
|Wednesday, March 16th, 2005|
a round fer all!
yarr, so i is wandering me way threw the miniature golfing caarrse, and so very unsexpectantly i stumble over some treasure, i thinks to meself..an odd place fer someone to be hidin' ther boon, aye, but 'twas ther blunder! so, bein' unprepared fer treasure huintin' i did na have any such thing as a baggy on me, so quickley as i may i grab a rock of gold abouts the measure of me fist, a fair sized chunk fer a quick job!
so now i says to me scurvy crew of unwanted scally wags, DRINKS ON ME TONIGHT!!! YAAARRRRR!! Current Mood: sleepy
|Tuesday, March 15th, 2005|
Yesterday I was walking to my bus stop after closing up B&D when I noticed something kind of odd just laying on the ground in a kind of accidental and discarded manor. I picked up this article of paper and upon closer inspection it suddenly dawned on me what it was! It was a treasure map!
Well, if X marks the spot, then avast ye scurvy dog!
I very quickly swung aboard me ship (once I arrived at the harbor after a very long bus ride) and set sail on the high seas. I aimed the bow toward that that ever elusive horizon and the moment that wonderful pacific wind grabbed hold of me sails, I raised up the Jolly Roger in defiance to a civilization that knows not the thrill of the hunt for buried treasure!!
Today I stand tall with the brackish and wet wind staring me in the eye; with a little luck and a great many "Args" that treasure will be mine! Current Mood: amused
|Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005|
a pirate i be
and i lives at the sea.
my tale is this that i've told
through any small village
i'll rape and i'll pilage
i'll steal yer glittering gold
with piratey charms
and beast hairy arms
i'd feel no pain or remorse
to steal yer money
then steal yer honey
even yer very best horse
i be a sly crook
don't live by no book.
so i don't have to listen to rules
candy from children i takes
a fine meal it makes.
when i take it from them in their high stools
i'll get me some treasure
it don't matter the measure
me hearts made fer gold ye see
i'd be much obliged
if you'd realize
that the pirate life is fer me!
YAARRRR!!! REAL pirates be writeing scurvy poetry!
|Sunday, January 23rd, 2005|
|Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004|
Arrr! Current Mood: confused
|Thursday, December 16th, 2004|
as i was just a sittin' keeping to me own, i'd noticed that all's quiet on deck, and i says to myself, i says, a bit odd us being pirates and all canna' even stir up a bit o' mischief here an' there. so i starts myself thinkin' and i thinks we best start living up to our name and giveing our fellow users a fright to be sure. all in favor say AYE!
*starts jumping around and pokeing people with a wooden sword* Current Mood: mischievous
|Thursday, November 25th, 2004|
a piratey fight
Yarr! Thar was once a wee little boy who went by the name of (the grog guzzlin') Petrie 'the Goatee' Falk... and he told some wrong things to wrong people... he was be sayin' that pirates aren't be cool and that theyz be for emo childs but he had been said this to m'self and Capn' Black Heart B Friend! So knowin' damn well what Pete'z doin', the Capn' pelted the poor bastard with wadded paper balls! HARHARHAR! ye better hold yer tongue still next time ye scurvey dog! Current Mood: amused
|Friday, November 19th, 2004|
Ahoy, me mateys! I be asking y'all a favor now.. I've been pacing the plank trying to find me a blimey pirate name. Aye.. none be. From one bucaneer t'another, I ask ye for a helpin' hook. Give me something that will sink me real good.. Current Mood: blah
Avast ye! This hrrr be Dread Von Frank Ye scurvy dogs! Just be lettin ya know that I have sailed the high sea longer than the hair on me back, but I be stoppin by soon enough, there are pilligin' to be done in the buck! And Frank always keeps his worrrrd!
So just yous be keepin' a keen eye out for me ship at all horizons, ahh! Current Mood: thirsty
|Thursday, November 18th, 2004|
Ahoy, ye land lubbin' scallywags! only 304 more a day until all th' folk are t' talk like shipmates! I been preparin' already... wearin' th' usual buccaneer gear, just t' spice up the day!
Aye, an' pictures be taken, mayhaps, of such wear o' clothing... I be addicted to th' outfit, y'see... har har har! plastic sword an' all! nothin' can stop us now!
yarr... I be needin' a pint o' grog about now... i'll be off from the lot o' yuh!
Ahoy fellow gentle(wo)men of good fortunes. This here be a community for the winfield lovers of piratery goodness! JOIN NOW LEST YOU BECOME MEAT FOR THE GALLOWS CROWS!!!!!!~ *evil eye*( pirate pickup linesCollapse ) Current Mood: chipper